Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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