Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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