She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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