Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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