): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that