We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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