What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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