does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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