so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Randomize