we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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