So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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