So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
