it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I love you. Go after that dick
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
