The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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