you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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