It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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