so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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