READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Need sex. Gaining weight.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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