I just made out with a guy for $7.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
false alarm, still single
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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