allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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