I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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