Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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