is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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