so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
