O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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