i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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