i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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