garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
be right there i have to get my cape
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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