who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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