so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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