If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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