David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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