Welp...herpes.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
