the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
