i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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