Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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