didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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