Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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