Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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