no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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