belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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