Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
