I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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