girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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