I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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