I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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