That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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