guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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