it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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