I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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