Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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