you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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