I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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