I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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