Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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