Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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