I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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