I wannas sexs uuuuu
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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