I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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