i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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